Merry 10th Day of Christmas!

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me...

Ten Lords-a-Leaping
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids-a-milking
Seven Swans-a-Swimming
Six Geese-a-Laying
Five Gold Rings
Four Calling Birds
Three French Hens
Two Turtle Doves
And a partridge in a pear tree.

DIYsupermarket.com version...

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me...
Ten Chaps-a-Flooring
Nine Drillers Drilling
Eight guys a-patching
Seven Scrubbers Scrubbing
Six Geezers Spraying
Five strange things
Four Rolling Birds
Three Bench Saws
Two Rubber Gloves
And a Sikaflex cartridge in a pear tree.